Innocent Fete
Back at work. I have no desk, phone, PC and am perched at the desk of someone who is on holiday. I am distinctly underwhelmed.
Everyone in London seems to be desperately young. Went to the Innocent Fete in Regent's Park today and marvelled at the swarms of pulchritudinous twenty-something flesh abounding. There were however quite a few whales heaving around as well. It was a scorching hot day and we came up with a good new business idea for the whales: renting out their shadows as shade for over-heated picnickers. I personally would happily have paid someone GBP2 to stand there for fifteen minutes while I ate my overpriced meze. For scrawnies taken with this idea, but sporting insufficient shadow, they could go on Dragon's Den and compete for seed capital to fatten themselves up.
Everyone in London seems to be desperately young. Went to the Innocent Fete in Regent's Park today and marvelled at the swarms of pulchritudinous twenty-something flesh abounding. There were however quite a few whales heaving around as well. It was a scorching hot day and we came up with a good new business idea for the whales: renting out their shadows as shade for over-heated picnickers. I personally would happily have paid someone GBP2 to stand there for fifteen minutes while I ate my overpriced meze. For scrawnies taken with this idea, but sporting insufficient shadow, they could go on Dragon's Den and compete for seed capital to fatten themselves up.
posted by FBT at 9:32 pm
3 Comments:
The sky is blue and it's very sunny today. One reason I spent the last 3 hours lying on my couch reading a book - there is air-conditioning in here while it's hot hot hot outside.
It will take a while to get used to being back at work. Good luck!
Perched on a desk how very avian
indeed. Maybe Mother will take a picture of me and put me in his blog.
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