17 September, 2007

Going Commando

I got out of the shower at the gym today and realised I had no fresh pants, so I had to go down to John Lewis pantless, to buy some more. I could not have felt more exposed if I had been wearing no clothes at all. It was a most peculiar experience and not one I wish to repeat.

First night of choral soc tonight - really enjoyed it. Cherubini's Requiem Mass in C Minor. I desperately need a piano before next Monday though.

Going to Paris tomorrow on Eurostar. Childishly excited.

13 Comments:

Blogger 962 said...

Oh dear walking around with no undies on

Over to you Mr Fumier.

1:54 am  
Blogger Fumier said...

Phiz, you are a shocking tease. Now I have to go and have a (cold) shower.

2:19 am  
Blogger Tiny said...

Think Fumier is very pleased with your entry :-)

3:20 am  
Blogger Fumier said...

Perhaps you could offer the unfresh item on e-Bay, Phiz. It's not quite Japanese schoolgirls, but I am sure there is a niche market.

3:26 am  
Blogger ulaca said...

What Toast isn't letting on, is that she went to the Tom Jones concert.

5:31 am  
Blogger Fumier said...

Are you suggesting that she threw them at the wall, and with what result, Mr. Laca?

5:42 am  
Blogger 962 said...

Fumier

I am lost for words

Soiled underwear on e bay ughhh

Of course if it had been a man he would have sniffed his underwear to check they had not reached their half life and redonned them.

The indignity as my granny would say of being knocked down without said undies would have countered being knocked down with a slightly soiled pair on.

That is always assuming no visible skid marks were to be found. From the vechiles knocking you down of course.

I will cease and desist now as a feel a bout of crudness coming on.

As for Tom Jones I would definately throw extremely soiled underwear at that Welsh lethario

9:17 am  
Blogger dgny said...

I'm certain one could never refer to the Phiz' pants as soiled. Unless she was having some hanky-panky in the garden.

Didn't you have a piano in HK? What happened to it?

Childishly jealous of your Eurostar adventure.

12:19 am  
Blogger Fumier said...

962 - I am sure the Phiz exhausted all the normal options, including wearing them inside out so as to enjoy the second fresh side.

2:17 am  
Blogger random.thoughts said...

No chance of turning the non-fresh ones inside out to wear in such an emergency?

5:25 pm  
Blogger dgny said...

Fumier and Random obviously don't spend much time at the gym.

8:23 pm  
Blogger FBT said...

speaking of gyms, why do women wear thongs? They make your behind look like a sumo wrestler's.

11:25 pm  
Blogger Fumier said...

DG - I was assuming that the Phiz takes her kacks off when exercising, so they would be as fresh when she put them on again as when she took them off, but perhaps I was wrong. Are you suggesting that she keeps them on while pumping?

Also, notw I come to think of it, I never noticed a VPL on any occasion when I met the Phiz. Could it be that she was going commando on each of those occasions too? Ooh-err!

2:36 am  

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