09 October, 2007

Welcome to the EU

The little Indian man behind the counter at the cornershop has replaced himself with a tall young dark-haired bit of totty with lovely blue eyes and a delicious Mittel European accent. Excellent marketing move.

9 Comments:

Blogger 962 said...

Why has fumier gone to the top of the list
That bloody whining lawyer


Oh great one with the best blog in the universe can I not be at the top of the list pleeeeese

1:49 am  
Blogger Tiny said...

Hee!

5:39 am  
Blogger SMW said...

Good heavens, 962, here is fbt giving serious social and cultural comment on the advantages of being part of a unified Europe (to which I can gratefully testify) and all you can do is whing?!

word verification: qezpzqw, which only has one vowel too many to classify as a proper Slavic word

9:59 am  
Blogger MacDuff said...

Theyve got a polish lady in the Spar at Llandod. When I approached her with my Bombay Bad Boy and scotch egg she said 'nass lench' which I took to be a compliment on my choice of grub. It was much better than the bloke they had there who would greet you with 'Alright?' or his replacement who would leave you with the warning 'take care now'

1:01 pm  
Blogger dgny said...

She sounds lovley. What's the word for male totty?

OH! and Phiz, I've discovered an island in the Caribbean known for its men who provide services. A South American friend was telling me about it. So apparently your brothel does in fact exist!

5:47 pm  
Blogger 962 said...

male word for Totty


Corrrrr

1:38 am  
Blogger FBT said...

DG - male totty, I should have said.

8:10 pm  
Blogger dgny said...

Would that be Motty?

12:36 am  
Blogger FBT said...

Or tottum?

6:57 am  

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