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The little Indian man behind the counter at the cornershop has replaced himself with a tall young dark-haired bit of totty with lovely blue eyes and a delicious Mittel European accent. Excellent marketing move.
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Why has fumier gone to the top of the list
That bloody whining lawyer
Oh great one with the best blog in the universe can I not be at the top of the list pleeeeese
Hee!
Good heavens, 962, here is fbt giving serious social and cultural comment on the advantages of being part of a unified Europe (to which I can gratefully testify) and all you can do is whing?!
word verification: qezpzqw, which only has one vowel too many to classify as a proper Slavic word
Theyve got a polish lady in the Spar at Llandod. When I approached her with my Bombay Bad Boy and scotch egg she said 'nass lench' which I took to be a compliment on my choice of grub. It was much better than the bloke they had there who would greet you with 'Alright?' or his replacement who would leave you with the warning 'take care now'
She sounds lovley. What's the word for male totty?
OH! and Phiz, I've discovered an island in the Caribbean known for its men who provide services. A South American friend was telling me about it. So apparently your brothel does in fact exist!
male word for Totty
Corrrrr
DG - male totty, I should have said.
Would that be Motty?
Or tottum?
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